Short Wide...

So I'm tired of people cuttin' shirts real shitty.  You have your choice of short wide or slim fit...How bout you just make em normal width but a little longer huh????  I mean, just cause I'm a short wide dude, doesn't mean I want my shirts cut that way!!!!!  And there's no way I'm gonna be one of those dudes who, unrealistically thought that even though he's put on a few pounds in the last few years, that a premium slim fit cotton tee would still look good.  Knock it off with that by the way.  No one wants to see a chubby dude in a slim fit tee...Trust me, I know...I thought about rollin' tall tees just to get the extra length but realized that it wasn't really a good idea when I found out it looked more like a dress on me.  I swear, the only ones who are still cuttin' shirts the way they should be cut is Jordan apparel!  So until every one else figures it out, I wanna be like Mike...I guess...Just Remember...Gunz Don't Kill People...d